Burger King's Enormous Omelet
While some might see this as the King's paean to the workin' man in need of fuel for his arduous day at the slate quarry, we think it's basically
a big, bacony bird flipped in the direction of the soy latte crowd. This is an unapologetically appalling sandwich, with the physical density of an Oxford
English Dictionary soaked in pig drippings, and a calorie count sufficient to sustain an Olsen twin well into the next decade.
And holy heck, is it grossly, cheesily, saltily, porkily delicious. Or, at least so seemed the two or three bites we wolfed down before curling up under our
desk in a grease coma.
