I dated a guy once, who was a very nice guy, but after the third date I had to end it. When I talked to about him to friends, I referred to him as "Fingernail Guy." It was then I knew it was going nowhere ...
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MissDimples |
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Long finger nails -- clean or dirty -- on men have a high "ewwwww" factor.
I dated a guy once, who was a very nice guy, but after the third date I had to end it. When I talked to about him to friends, I referred to him as "Fingernail Guy." It was then I knew it was going nowhere ...
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leftwingnut |
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I met someone recently who claims to brush her teeth any time food enters her mouth... six or seven times per day... is that too much?
Down, lads! Food is defined the usual way... To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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ckcaney |
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That's excessive, you'll brush that enamel away, that's what my momma used to say.
Mine - people who blow their nose at a dining table or in a restaurant while others are eating. |
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Y DEVELOP |
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Men who insist you are PMSing or in the need of the services of a fallic object to change your opinion of them.
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AlteredAnnie |
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Probably a case of OCD.
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star squiggle |
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hope you all enjoy this one..
I'd rather laugh with
the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun... |
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MAspeleo |
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star squiggle wrote: Thanks, Squig: I just ate. |
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brainfix |
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Personally, that doesn't cause me any grief. Poor kid looks miserable. I wish I could suck it out of her nose with my super strong vacuum force.
Full on: I am gross and perverted I'm obsessed and deranged I have existed for years But very little has changed I am the tool of the government And industry too For I am destined to rule And regulate you I may be vile and pernicious But you cant look away I make you think I'm delicious With the stuff that I say I am the best you can get Have you guessed me yet? I am the slime oozin out From your tv set You will obey me while I lead you And eat the garbage that I feed you Until the day that we don't need you Don't got for help...no one will heed you Your mind is totally controlled It has been stuffed into my mold And you will do as you are told Until the rights to you are sold Thats right, folks.. Don't touch that dial Well, I am the slime from your video Oozing along on your livingroom floor I am the slime from your video Can't stop the slime, people, look at me go. <<<<<<++++++ GObama! ++++++>>>>>> |
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o Realist o |
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"Let's let the slop run down her face...and see if we can generate more by making her cry." Perfect! Snap that photo, quick, don't miss it!!
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dewey77 |
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I agree, R. It blows my mind.
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MissDimples |
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As a mother who has seen that kind of "slop" coming out of a child's nose, I'm guessing she had a raging cold and sneezed, producing the
above picture.
Yuk! |
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