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 Par Putt |
Toilet Paper - CURRENTLY UPDATED TO "R" RATING |
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(05/09/08 07:51 PM) |
Went to the store and noticed "Scott" tissue(1,000 sheet rolls) was on sale so I picked up a 6 pack, made it to a half roll then had to give it up.
Man that stuff is like the math paper we used to use in school, not to mention it's paper thin. Picked me up some "Charmin" Ultra Soft tissue,
aaaaahhhhhhhhh.
They should put on the package, "may cause chafing" or some kind of warning.
Last Edited By: Evelyn 05/10/08 09:10 AM.
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Zannylicious |
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(05/09/08 07:54 PM) |
Use a Baby Wipe...
Ain't Nothin' Bettah! |
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(05/09/08 07:58 PM) |
cant say I ever thought of using BW's, I think you could be on to something here.
"Golf is a game that is played on a 5 inch course - the distance between your ears." Bobby Jones
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elliegal |
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(05/09/08 08:01 PM) |
Eck. Baby wipes are way too wet. Yer arse will be dripping, Par.
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 Evelyn |
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(05/09/08 08:02 PM) Administrator |
Those softies like Charmin are NOTORIOUS for clogging up lines!
Consider this alternative....heheh.....seriously....we have one!  Try
getting THAT remote away from a guy!
http://www.washlet.com/ |
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Dun Fudgin |
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(05/09/08 08:31 PM) |
I'm glad it's all behind you now!
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Par Putt |
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(05/09/08 08:33 PM) |
BW's sound wet & wild
"Golf is a game that is played on a 5 inch course - the distance between your ears." Bobby Jones
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Muffyhowards |
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(05/09/08 09:38 PM) |
Corn cobbs in the out house, best there was years ago. Soft asses you be, use a leaf if ya must.
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Dear GABBY |
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(05/09/08 11:13 PM) |
All the ideas sound so shitty to me... I think I want to own one of those french butt
 sprayer, dont know the correct spelling but I think it sounds like beuvier....
but you get my drift
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(05/09/08 11:49 PM) |
I don't think you want to be flushing baby wipes .... and I dunno, those washlet people are just a little too zen'd out about the whole experience,
lol.
You wanna talk shit? All kinds of intellectual crap .... poopreport.com |
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brainfix |
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(05/09/08 11:53 PM) |
Holy guacamole, green baby shit, OK?
I can get past that shit. |
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Dear GABBY |
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(05/09/08 11:57 PM) |
, shit.....
Shit may just be the most powerful word in the English language. You can be shit faced, shit out of luck, or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit or decide to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, and tell others to eat shit and die. Some people know their shit while others can't tell the difference between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits, and sweet shits. There is bull shit, horse shit and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, or duck when shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you swim in a lake of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of creation. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! |
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Roxie |
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(05/10/08 12:04 AM) |
Good one, Gabby! Funny shit .... ;-)
Then there's the question .... do you do it nekkid? |
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Dear GABBY |
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(05/10/08 12:07 AM) |
who would think the hot topic of a Friday night would be T.P and SHIT.. Funny Shit at that!!!
Well I had a shitty day, so Im going to bed YES Roxie , I do it NEKID!!! NOKID 
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Zannylicious |
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(05/10/08 07:41 AM) |
I have flushed Baby Wipes for YEARS now...
I have never had an issue with doing so... |
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(05/10/08 07:56 AM) Administrator |
Dear GABBY wrote: Hey, Gabby, that would be the bidet ("bee-day") which is what the washlet is (Japanese Toto brand style-----yeah, do you believe TOTO for a
toilet/bathroom furniture company name??...heh....we're not in Kansas anymore!)
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05/10/08 07:58 AM.
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(05/10/08 08:07 AM) Administrator |
OMG, Roxie! What a site! My fave so far was the (ahem) flowery worded
http://www.poopreport.com/Stories/a_fart_in_a_storm.html |
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Evelyn |
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(05/10/08 08:27 AM) Administrator |
OK, for all of you not too faint of heart, does anyone wish to discuss the various descriptive terms for the infinite variety of shits we deposit? (Only upon
request.) Bwahahahahahha......(this should separate the hardcore from the wussies real quick!)
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Evelyn |
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(05/10/08 08:30 AM) Administrator |
Oh yeah....then there are the styles of use of bum wad..........from neatly folded to histrionic wadding.....etc.
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Zannylicious |
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(05/10/08 08:37 AM) |
Eveie-
You are too funny for words.... I could talk about my poop from taking Alli... How fun would THAT be?? |
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Evelyn |
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(05/10/08 08:45 AM) Administrator |
Zannylicious wrote: I double dare ya! |
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