The beauty about being female is that you can let one rip in the company of men and everyone automatically assumes it belongs to one of the guys.
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your best fart
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 Frosty |
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(07/24/08 12:09 PM) |
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(07/24/08 12:15 PM) |
Frosty wrote: ...and you can count on at least one of them taking great pride in it, too!
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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Mothership |
Right on... | ||
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(07/24/08 12:18 PM) |
Frosty, Damn right to you & LWN!
"I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice...I will not retreat a single inch - AND I WILL
BE HEARD." - Wm. Lloyd Garrison
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(07/24/08 12:31 PM) Administrator |
leftwingnut wrote: I doubt that a pure fart would burn, LWN. I suspect the burning occurs in much the same manner that a propane torch does by turbulent mixing with air as
it travels.
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cp |
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(07/24/08 12:32 PM) |
Story for ya:
My ex-husband was telling my son and a couple of his friends that they could actually light a fart on fire.........well, the boys egged him on til he acquiesced and he showed/taught them how to do it. Well a few months later, I am sitting at the kitchen table with the mother of the two boys that were in the "lesson" and my son and the two boys were talking and one of the other boys accidentally spilled the beans about what took place with my ex..........you shoulda seen my face and the face of the kid's mother......  ..........needless to say, my ex had a lot of
splanin to do!!! I actually found it quite funny...........the other mom...........ahhh.....not so much!
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07/24/08 12:34 PM.
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 12:35 PM) |
oldhippie01930 wrote: Oh, it won't -- that is why the apocryphal stories about people blowing out their rectum while lighting farts are just that -- apocryphal... I was referring to the data posted earlier, not worrying about farts burning before mixing with air... To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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(07/24/08 12:41 PM) Administrator |
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Mothership |
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(07/24/08 12:57 PM) |
Now that's surely a freaking barn burner of a crap!
"I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice...I will not retreat a single inch - AND I WILL
BE HEARD." - Wm. Lloyd Garrison
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 01:02 PM) |
I hear that rig won at Bonneville a few weeks back...
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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(07/24/08 01:46 PM) |
I think it's funny.... My friend Mary does this all of the time....she will be in a bar type of crowd, and with the music playing, let one huge assed fart
rip and roar, and then look at some poor guy next to her, and say... Jesus... What the hell did you EAT????
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flounda |
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(07/24/08 01:55 PM) |
I think it's funny.... My friend Mary does this all of the time....she will be in a bar type of crowd, and with the music playing, let one huge assed fart
rip and roar, and then look at some poor guy next to her, and say... Jesus... What the hell did you EAT????
-------------------------------------- Maybe she should be on the asshole thread. |
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Mothership |
Do fish fart? They blow bubbles but do they FART? | ||
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(07/24/08 02:02 PM) |
Flounda,
"I will be as harsh as truth and as uncompromising as justice...I will not retreat a single inch - AND I WILL
BE HEARD." - Wm. Lloyd Garrison
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Zannylicious |
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(07/24/08 02:15 PM) |
heh Mothership
She eats things like Moose, deer, bear and Partridge... her farts smell like the great outdoors |
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mya crakstinks |
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(07/24/08 02:18 PM) |
cabbage rolls beans and pickled eggs wash down with beer and then hold on to the farting post!
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Zannylicious |
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(07/24/08 02:19 PM) |
when we stopped feeding our dogs canned food, and only give them Bil-Jac... their farts don't smell half as nasty
don't get me wrong, it's not like they fart out roses and ice cream... it's still nasty... but not enough to have that funky green haze floating above them |
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star squiggle |
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(07/24/08 02:27 PM) |
live with a vegan.........P-U
I'd rather laugh with
the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun... |
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Y DEVELOP |
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(07/24/08 04:27 PM) |
I like to believe my best farts are yet to come.
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joltin j |
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(07/24/08 04:38 PM) |
Y DEVELOP wrote: Great attitude Y! |
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Sparkamarker |
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(07/24/08 05:36 PM) |
Once in 1987 in a VW Beetle on the way up to Wildcat.............those guys still can't talk to me...............without bringing it up. 20 years later,
it apparently set a benchmark....ha ha ha pun intended.
When in doubt, twirl.
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 07:12 PM) |
It set a benchmark 20 years later?????
Your farts have some staying power, that's all I gotta say... Well done! To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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