worst place you were at when you had to shit.i was on the throgsneck bridge couldent make it to a rest stop had to shit on the side of the road holding up
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 mya crakstinks |
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(07/24/08 02:25 PM) |
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(07/24/08 02:29 PM) |
i have never shit....
I'd rather laugh with
the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun... |
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Zannylicious |
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(07/24/08 04:17 PM) |
I know someone who is so damn uptight, if she ate a piece of coal she would shit out a diamond
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globalwarmer07 |
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(07/24/08 04:19 PM) |
I have polluted many a place. Many a time.
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 04:19 PM) |
I have a colleague who is the butt (pun intended) of a similar joke... we say if we were to stuff a lump of coal "up there," it would turn to
diamonds...
I also generally stop in another colleague's office after interacting with him and let her know how many broomsticks are up there that day... To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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Y DEVELOP |
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(07/24/08 04:20 PM) |
nevermind... |
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 04:21 PM) |
globalwarmer07 wrote: No doubt...
To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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joltin j |
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(07/24/08 04:42 PM) |
OK my husband will kill me, but here goes. He was driving a semi with trailer loaded with broken glass for recycling. He was in Boston waiting for the plant to
open. It was still dark. The bomb hit with urgency. He decided his only option was to climb into the trailer under the guise of checking his "load"
and crouched and went on broken glass! I hope they had lots of heavy rains before they came to his "pile" of glass in the plant yard!
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Y DEVELOP |
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(07/24/08 04:44 PM) |
Please stop joltin j, you have shared enough - REALLY! You are totally unloading
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Unperennial Junior |
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(07/24/08 05:29 PM) |
Oh brother, do I really have to answer this. Oh well, might as well. It was out in Colorado, at the Royal Gorge bridge. The bridge is the highest suspension
bridge in the world. You look down through the gaps in the wood roadway to the Colorado River about 1,000 feet below. Believe, me, you take a look around to
make sure none of the boards are rotten. There's a tramway there that crosses the gorge and I took that too. Musta scared the shi.... out of me. As I got
off the tram, I felt a powerful urge. Fortunately there was a wooden outhouse about 200 feet up a stone trail. I discretely left the tour group and made a
clenched cheeks run. But I didn't make it. About 50 feet short of the goal it let loose. There was nothing to do but keep running for the goal line. Thank
God the outhouse was empty. I dropped trow, threw my underwear into the hole, wiped up and rejoined the tour, as casual as could be.
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Roxie |
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(07/24/08 06:31 PM) |
Holy crap *nyuck, nyuck* ..... I feel like I'm getting to know some of you just a leeeetle too intimately ...
I don't have an amazing fart story. :-( I've peed in some bizarre places .... but I must have a well-toned sphincter, 'cuz I don't remember ever not being able to get to an appropriate pooping place. OTOH .... I have a lot less control when I get the urge to merge ..... :-) |
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magnoliatownie |
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(07/24/08 06:35 PM) |
only Mya would start a thread about shit....
"Beer is proof that God loves us"- Ben Franklin
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o Realist o |
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(07/24/08 06:47 PM) |
crak most definitely has a craked anal fixation...big time! right, crak?
~ a popsicle smile reaps what it sows ~ |
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oldhippie01930 |
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(07/24/08 06:53 PM) Administrator |
Coming soon to a message board near you: The Piss and Puke Thread
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star squiggle |
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(07/24/08 07:06 PM) |
i think i peed, once
I'd rather laugh with
the sinners than cry with the saints
The sinners are much more fun... |
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Muffyhowards |
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(07/24/08 07:17 PM) |
CRACKERS ? I THINK YOUHAVE BECOME CRUMBS. Love ya humor butt ya going over the side with waste fish on this one. Loosin' up------no better not if I am in
ya vincitity. Save it till ya get to the shit house please. ROTFLMFAO. Ya a crazy dude motha futah. Keep on Crackin' us up Mya. Why? cause no one else will
go there!
God Bless me be up wind of Crackers .LOL  
Sail before the winds of change, never will it be the same .
Last Edited By: Muffyhowards
07/24/08 07:20 PM.
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leftwingnut |
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(07/24/08 07:44 PM) |
Roxie wrote: I have the same "problem," Roxie... perhaps we should have a thread about certain al freso activities, and whether or not one was voyeured... To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.-Theodore Roosevelt, The Kansas City Star, May 7, 1918 |
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brainfix |
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(07/24/08 07:56 PM) |
I'll have to give that one some thought.
How or who did I shit on. Me, or someone else? Not a big priority. |
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judie in the sky 1 |
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(07/24/08 10:05 PM) |
Okay, not proud. (Well, maybe a little.) Front lawn (pee). New York Public Library. There were bushes. Two policemen standing protection, pretending not to
notice. Fourth of July, 1991. I'm lucky I wasn't arrested, but I guess times have changed since then.
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brainfix |
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(07/24/08 10:46 PM) |
Shitting on is a much more pleasant activity.
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Muffyhowards |
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(07/24/08 11:43 PM) |
This has gotta be the most shit ass wacked out board off meesage boards on the internet . WTF ?
Sail before the winds of change, never will it be the same .
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